March 10, 2006

Tongue twisters, from the wonderful world of Dr. Seuss

Through three cheese trees
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made
These three trees freeze,
Freezy trees made
These trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these
Three free fleas sneeze.

When tweetle beetles fight,
It's called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle,
It's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND, when tweetle beetles battle
With paddles in a puddle,
They call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND, when beetles fight these battles
In a bottle with their paddles
And the bottle's on a poodle
And the poodle's eating noodles,
They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle
Beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

AND, when a fox is in the bottle
Where the tweetle beetles battle
With their paddles in a puddle
On a noodle-eating poodle,
This is what they call...
A tweetle beetle noodle poodle
Bottled paddled muddled duddled
Fuddled wuddled
Fox in socks, sir!

4 comments:

Leighanne said...

Does anybody know what the mom's decided our debate club name was going to be? I heard it was going to be SCUDS but I can't imagine that's right. What in the world can it stand for? Students and Clergymen United Dabbling in Saccharin? Well, maybe not...

~JC

Feanor said...

I sneer quietly in thy general direction, the parents had absolutely nothing to do with the name, I shudder at the thought of what kind of respectable, sensible name they would have given us. S.C.U.D.S is correct, suggested by Logan, and stands for Speech Club Under Doyle Srader, though Dabbling in Saccharin sounds pretty catchy.

Leighanne said...

I don't control my parents!!! Whew, that's an idea worth pursuing. *groan* you can't be serious! Why didn't you duct tape Mr. Smarty pants into a corner and leave him there while some clamer people came to a logical decision!!!! Aaaagggghhhhh!

~JC

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