This Morning In Church

I'm afraid we didn't learn much. We had some great laughs, though. Our youth house isn't exactly sanitary, to stay within the context of the word. We have moldy ceiling tiles, ants, and a resident mouse. No, rat. I have never seen a mouse that was 8 inches long (excluding the tail, no kidding) so it must have been a rat. So, we're in the middle of 2 Corinthians 1: 7 and a High School girl named Miche' screams "Lookthere'sarat!!!!!!!!!!" And jumps up to swat it. She's tiptoeing across the floor intently focusing on the aforesaid rat, and another guy throws a drumstick at her and it skids across the floor crashing into the wall beside her and she screamed so loud the blinds fell off the window. Yes, well, that about spoiled it, and the next event sealed it up. We had just settled down, after howling with uncontrollable laughter at poor Miche', when one of the other guys suddenly leaps out of his chair and is flyind across the room in the air and brings his Bible down with a thundering CRASH down on a little wasp. We all just stared for a moment and someone said "Man, the wrath of God descends!"