Story time with Uncle Aaron

This story was written by a multitude of tired people on a very long bus ride. Every time there's a new paragraph, the story had been passed to someone else, which you could clearly see were you to be able to view the large variety of atrocious handwriting. :-D

Billions and billions of nanoseconds ago, digital cameras ruled the bus.

Both teenagers and adults were plagued by momentary blindness as well as the dull job of having to polish lenses.

"Nay!" exclaimed one innocent child. "This crazed madness will not go on any further as long as my faithful stead is by my side!!" The young child said this as he pointed to a small, unclothed pink figure...more commonly known as...

Penguin! It was indeed a pink penguin. The child (who was named Rose) smirked with satisfaction. "Now!" she said "You will see something! No longer will we be plagued by these digital monarchs!"

She and the penguin quickly began to fight against these evil monarchs not with weapons, but with the most powerful defense in the world...Chris Humphrey's singing!

He sang every song in his repertoire including the hit "10 Days of Tour"

and ended this fantastically horrid show with a dance. The digital monarchs screamed in horror and tried to close their lenses. But, it was to no avail. Chris Humphreys kept on dancing unaware that while he was merely having a good time we was also frying the memory circuits of the cameras. With a groan the monarchs sank slowly into oblivion. The people on the bus along with Rose and the penguin were overjoyed but they had to shut Mr. Humphreys in the bathroom because he wouldn't stop dancing...

However he had to stop when the giant lobster that lives in the toilet burst out and started pinching the people in the back of the bus. Ouch! Ouch! Ouchy bagouchy!

Brittany tried to save the others by beating the lobster with her hair. But the lobster clawed her hair and it was stuck!

Thinking fast, she ran screaming into the ocean and asked a friendly Loch Ness monster for help.

He replied "Hello young lady, what seems to be the trouble?" She said "My mean old Uncle Aaron came and stole all my Naked Pigs. Then Mr. Loch Ness ate Uncle Aaron and they all went to eat with Chuck Norris.