"Yeah, I'm voting for Wayne. I hate him worse'n spit but I hate Blake worse!"
"I'm voting for Wayne, absolutely! I hope ol' Blake goes down and brings George Bush with him!"
"Don't you dare bring me a yard sign! I live in a cursed forest, your men won't make it out alive!"
Yeah
On another humorous note, I heard a true story the other day, worth posting about. A man and his wife decide to take a vacation to Florida, but because of conflicting work schedules, the husband left a day before his wife. Upon arriving in the airport and checking into his hotel, he sat down to send an e-mail to his wife to let her know he'd arrived safely. Unfortunately, whilst typing in the e-mail address, he left one letter off.
A woman in another part of the country was coming home from the funeral of her husband, a minister. She hit "Get New Mail." Her son, coming in behind her, found her fainted dead away and this message on the screen:
'To my lovely wife, from your departed husband. Greetings! I miss you so much! Never fear, we shall be together soon. Everything is all ready for you down here; see you tomorrow! Much love. P.S. It sure is hot down here!'
A woman in another part of the country was coming home from the funeral of her husband, a minister. She hit "Get New Mail." Her son, coming in behind her, found her fainted dead away and this message on the screen:
'To my lovely wife, from your departed husband. Greetings! I miss you so much! Never fear, we shall be together soon. Everything is all ready for you down here; see you tomorrow! Much love. P.S. It sure is hot down here!'
1 comment:
oops
yes, that is all I will say.
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