I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
43% of all statistics are useless
If you can keep your head when everyone around you is losing theirs, obviously you have no idea as to the magnitude of the problem!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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3 comments:
A lady at my church has a sign bearing those words hanging in her kitchen!
~JCP
It means...that I happened upon some funny one-liners and I thought it'd be an amusing post. *shrug*
~JCP
Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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